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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Funny Job Designations


In the corporate world the Job Designation is dependent on the functional role and the skill set or qualification for the jobs. Some funny version of these job designations I recently came across are as follows:

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

10. HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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